Trump Moves Oval House to Hell
New Russia, Hell, February 3rd, 2017: In a move to get closer to his main power-base, Donald Trump moved the location of the oval office to Hell. Drunk with blood lust from destroying all that is good and just in the country, and pumped up by supporting his benefactor Putin in the destruction of the innocents in Ukraine, the newly minted President of New Russia takes a moment bask in the glow of pure evil.
~ Blarg Hunter – Norfkin World News – Reporting from the gates of hell