Moscow, Russia, July 9th, 2012 – Apoc Fashions announces their new “Fashions for the Apocalypse” line of urban wear. Apoc Fashions is run by the mysterious underground fashion designer Vlad “the Impaler” Putins.
Fashion Designer Vlad Putins dictates fashion advice to the Russia’s disenchanted.
Apoc Fashions are only available under random bridges in Moscow due to Russia’s quirky system of Mafia Capitalism that aims to stomp out creativity and freedom to feed the rich and starve the poor.
To purchase one of the trendy outfits look for the Apoc Fashion Logo that is rumored to be posted wherever the post-apocalyptic fashions are available.
Apoc Fashions Burning Eggs Logo
Although many different styles are rumored to be available these are the only three pictures of Apoc Fashions known to exist:
This outfit known as the “Bunker Wrap” will be perfect for those long nuclear winter nights. Lose yourself in the embrace.
The “Pink Swingers” ensemble is a great choice for when the rations run dry and its time to leap for the dark lands in style!
The “Bringing Home the Bacon” getup is the go to outfit for late night dumpster diving and radioactive clam digs.
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